1337tattoos:

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hokaegu:

twospookywhiskey:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

EHEHEH

[grins smugly]

this is so good 


Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

  • period panties
  • chillen panties
  • and im about to get me some dick panties
bukoladreamwedding:

forest photography
The Devil is real. And he’s not a little red man with horns and a tail. He can be beautiful. ‘Cause he’s a fallen angel, and he used to be God’s favorite.

American Horror Story, Season 1

(Probably my favorite quote from the entire series.)

assume:

 
weheartchristmas:

Grandma’s House (by Gandalf.)